In EbenGregory's world, friends aren't jumper cables...you don't throw them into the trunk and pull them out for emergencies. That is unless your names Cam'ron. In another esoteric episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Jim Jones gets cozy with 50 Cent while mulling his options to jump the Dip Set ship.
According to EbenGregory, if you speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret. In another humdrum episode called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Gucci Mane tells T.I. to jump in a lake while daring T.I.P. to give him a wet t-shirt.
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The first casualty of war is usually the truth, that is, if you're listening to EbenGregory tell it. In another random episode of foolishness called THE JEWELRY REPORT, 50 Cent tells Cam'ron to get his eye fixed after being knocked the f*ck out by Roc-A-Fella recording artist Tru-Life.
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EbenGregory says, "You never really know your friends from your enemies until the ice breaks." In the latest installment of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Jim Jones tells Cam'ron he's on punishment for being stupid and that he's no longer part of the Dip Set family. Three words: Ice is breaking.
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A wise man (EbenGregory) once said that a fanatic is one who can't change her mind and won't change the subject. In another useless news report called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Superhead uses her new book to help Jaime Foxx, Mike Tyson and Whitney Houston move their personal business to Front Street.
EbenGregory once said that he who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot...whatever that's about. In another exciting boring episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, UGK's Pimp C explains why he thinks...Ne-Yo & Russell are gay, Jeezy's lying about dope prices & why ATL ain't the South.
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Let EbenGregory tell it, more men are sorry for speaking, than keeping silence. In another exciting episode of foolishness called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Yung Berg face beats up Mainos pimp hand after a misunderstanding of words.
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